“Why
can’t we take things one day at a time?” , “We’ll see how things go and handle
it when it comes.” , “Let’s just live in the moment.” . Heard of these
sentences before in your relationship? Perhaps even from yourself? If yes,
you’re in well.. quite some trouble. These sentences are sorry excuses for not
taking responsibility in a relationship, to not bother about the future at all
and simply to take things one day at a time. And like every important
decision in your life, without proper planning, a relationship would never work
out.
The Definition Of A Proper
Relationship
Do you know what i consider a proper relationship? It’s one that considers the
future and sets an ultimate goal to achieve at the end of a certain period of
time. Usually it’s marriage, since that’s what “forever and ever” essentially
means. Sometimes it’s to save enough for a house. You get what i mean – A long term goal to aim for in
a relationship. Trust me on this, the feeling of waking up every morning
knowing your relationship has a proper direction and not floating in
uncertainty is a wonderful feeling, really. To know that you both have a common
goal to aim towards in your relationship gives you so much security and
assurance that a floating directionless relationship doesn’t offer.
So How Now Brown Cow?
Simple,
if you haven’t had a discussion on where your relationship with your loved one
is heading, i highly recommend you do so today. Check if both of you are aiming
for the same goal, if you’re looking for a relationship that leads to marriage,
you certainly want to avoid a partner whose goal in the relationship is for it
to be a one time off fling. A relationship is only considered a proper one when
there’s direction in it, not just all the loveydovey feelings you feel.
Remember,
the proper partner for your relationship is not just the hottest guy or girl
you can get your hands on, but the one who has the same goals and aims in a
relationship as you too.
Best
of luck in finding that special someone (:
The Trick To Executing Funny
One Liners
Ever wonder how some people seem to be able to pull out crazy one liners that leave everyone rolling on the floor laughing so hard you wonder if they’re in a spasm? Or a brilliantly stunning response that leave everyone staring in awe and wondering if he had it all planned out from the beginning? Well, it so happens that i read this brilliant book (not the one i’m holding in the picture) on the secrets of all charismatic people and how they manage to entertain everyone they’re with, and here’s what they revealed to me..
The Little Notebook Of
Knowledge
Okay,
it may not look like one, but that’s what i would like to call the notebook i’m
holding in the picture. It’s this little notebook i carry wherever i go (thus
the small size) and take down every single witty or hilarious
sentences/responses i hear. From clever little insults like, “I’ve had a
wonderful evening my dear, but this wasn’t it” to witty hilarious advice i give
people like “Hey team, when all else fails, we’ll just lower our standards”.
Heh (:
It’s
all these little notes that i read and re-read through out the day and get it
etched into my memory, which allows me to pull it out when the situation
presents itself and make a killing, so to speak. This definitely helps me with
coming out with cool one liners or funny responses to the stuff life throws at
me. It may not come about that often, but that’s what the empty pages of the
book is for – to take down more and more witty stuff you hear day by day. (:
Comedies FTW
Here’s
another little piece of advice – watch comedies, they have a person writing a
script that cracks his brain for hours thinking of cool/funny responses for the
various actors and to be honest, i get most of my quotes from there. Here are 2
examples i’ve collected just to show you what i mean (:
1)
-I
examine another guy’s hair whom i think is really mean-
Guy :
What are you doing?
Me :
Huh.. i was just wondering how you comb your hair so the horns don’t show
2)
(On
how to start a conversation)
Me :
Hey i made tea.
Guy :
I don’t want it.
Me :
I didn’t make it for you.
Guy :
Then why did you tell me?!
Me :
Conversation starter.
Guy :
That’s lousy.
Me :
Well, we’re conversing, so.. check mate.
There
you go, two little examples out of the hundreds i have in my little book of
knowledge.
Go Get Started!
Yes,
go get a notebook from your local store, i urge you to get a nice little
compact one though as firstly, you want to be able to carry it around
conveniently wherever you go, and secondly, it’s going to stick with you for
life, so you’d want a nice looking notebook, not an eyesore notebook. (:
Godspeed
on your quest to knocking people out with your witty one liners!
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